How to act like your a celebrity

• Wear huge sunglasses even if your inside


• Go to school with a film crew and explain to your teacher your the subject of a new reality tv show


• Carry a huge purse with a stuffed dog the size of a hamster inside


• Apply fake tan until your golden brown


• Be unreasonable wherever you go


• Get your parents to tint the windows of your car


• Travel with a posse at all times.


• Pay kindergardeners in candy to ask you for autographs.